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Hi, this is Luca. We have a problem.
Mom got this crazy idea that the Evil Squirrels needed some food so she put it in the planter on the deck.
Yes, the planter right behind me.
Now they come right up on our deck and eat! |
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HEY! EVIL SQUIRREL!
GET OFF OUR DECK, EVIL SQUIRREL!
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We're serious, Squirrel! GET...OFF...OUR... DECK! |
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Pippin: Don't make us come out there and chase you away!!!
Luca: Pippin, bang on the glass so he knows we're serious! |
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Luca: Is he ignoring us?
Pippin: Um...it sorta looks like it. He knows we're faster than he is, so maybe he just can't hear us through this glass? |
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Pippin: Wow, we are totally trashing the sofa. Do you think we can blame it on the cat?
Zoe: Oh right, Mom will buy that one. "Mom, honest, Bastian went nuts and smashed the sofa in his sleep"?... Please.
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Pippin: OK, so when he comes back we should all bark and then one of us can sneak up and grab him!
Luca: I'll go see if the door is open. |
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He's back! He's Back! HE'S BAAAACK!! GET OUT OF OUR YARD! |
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Zoe: Is he there? |
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Zoe: I'll go open the door!
Pippin: Uhhh, isn't it too heavy for us? |
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Gracie: Zoe! He's gone! |
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Zoe: Dang! We missed him! I'll have to go faster next time. |
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Luca: He knows we can see him, doesn't he?
Zoe: Yep. |
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Luca: GET OUT OF OUR YARD!!! |
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Zoe: OK, I'm going for it! |
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Luca: Uhhh, she knows she can't open that door, doesn't she?
Gracie: I'm not telling here that.
Pippin: Just keep barking, guys. |
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Gracie: Yeah, there's no way that door is coming open for her. We need another plan.
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Pippin: I'm thinking we stay here and bark until Mom lets us outside. Gracie, can you go get Mom and do the "Gotta Potty" dance so she opens the door?
Gracie: Yep, I'll go start drinking water.
And the door opens....
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Go! Go! Go! Go!
Move it, Bas... |
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He's in the tree! Quick, get to the fence and bark! Don't mess with us, Evil Squirrel! We will get you some day!
Epilogue -
*Potty all around the deck area has slowed the squirrel traffic considerably* |
